meh

Lately Ive been feeling like this

But I'm pretty sure its because its like a million and two degrees outside!

Fort Worth

I once read that citizens of Fort Worth have a similar relationship to their city like that of Ike and Tina - six months out of the year you think you hate this fucking place and why do I fucking live here and this is the last time he puts his motherfucking hands on me and the other six months you’re head over heels talkin’ like Usher feat. Alicia Keys.
Would I have it any other way? Not sure yet. But for now I’ma call Fort Worth Ike & Tina.

cool

Sometimes I spend my down time thinking of ways to be cool.  I look at magazines of pictures of cool clothes and think about cool food and trying to make it and then I entertain myself with the thought of saving money(huh?) to go to cool places.



then I saw this video of Cee Lo doing a cover of Radiohead's "Reckoner" and I realized I can't get any cooler.  That's because CEE-LO HAS ALL THE COOL.  HE OWNS ALL THE COOL IN THE WORLD.

yeah i did this

http://imdatingmyself.com/post/908494242/just-to-be-fair-relationships-arent-about

I suck

I really suck at this whole posting, I seriously have little to no attention span or short term memory.  Solution: only the most annoying thing in the world, I'm going to post things as i think of them. Consequence: 20 post a day.  It's not like anyone reads this blog anyways.

Exercise is dangerous!

So I realized I'm not 22 anymore so my metabolism is pretty much shite that and Ive gotten a bit lazy.  I decided to get back into a regular exercise routine... bad idea the Gods were against that idea because I pretty much killed my leg jogging ... yeah... that grapefruit in my ankle is bad news! I ended up severely spraining my ankle my knee and pulling a muscle.  The doctor asked if I had ever been running before which is a bit embarrassing considering the fact that Ive always been an athletic person.

Plan to win!

Found this on a coworkers desk...