Zach Galifianakis, I want to have babies with your face!

I've seen Hangover about 20 times. No, I'm not some crazed fan. I was just really sick one day and too lazy to get off of the sofa and change the DVD.  Through my drowsy drugged eyes a bright shining star beckoned me, Zach Galifianakis, with his wavy mussed hair, his full beard and his protruding beer belly it was love. Its been love since Out Cold. When he was the bus station attendant in Bubble Boy I longed to be stuck in that station with him in the middle of nowhere and then I was exposed to his comedic stylings with live at the purple onion.
Zach Galifianakis, I love you. You're the best type of dreamy.