meh

Lately Ive been feeling like this

But I'm pretty sure its because its like a million and two degrees outside!

Fort Worth

I once read that citizens of Fort Worth have a similar relationship to their city like that of Ike and Tina - six months out of the year you think you hate this fucking place and why do I fucking live here and this is the last time he puts his motherfucking hands on me and the other six months you’re head over heels talkin’ like Usher feat. Alicia Keys.
Would I have it any other way? Not sure yet. But for now I’ma call Fort Worth Ike & Tina.

cool

Sometimes I spend my down time thinking of ways to be cool.  I look at magazines of pictures of cool clothes and think about cool food and trying to make it and then I entertain myself with the thought of saving money(huh?) to go to cool places.



then I saw this video of Cee Lo doing a cover of Radiohead's "Reckoner" and I realized I can't get any cooler.  That's because CEE-LO HAS ALL THE COOL.  HE OWNS ALL THE COOL IN THE WORLD.

yeah i did this

http://imdatingmyself.com/post/908494242/just-to-be-fair-relationships-arent-about

I suck

I really suck at this whole posting, I seriously have little to no attention span or short term memory.  Solution: only the most annoying thing in the world, I'm going to post things as i think of them. Consequence: 20 post a day.  It's not like anyone reads this blog anyways.

Exercise is dangerous!

So I realized I'm not 22 anymore so my metabolism is pretty much shite that and Ive gotten a bit lazy.  I decided to get back into a regular exercise routine... bad idea the Gods were against that idea because I pretty much killed my leg jogging ... yeah... that grapefruit in my ankle is bad news! I ended up severely spraining my ankle my knee and pulling a muscle.  The doctor asked if I had ever been running before which is a bit embarrassing considering the fact that Ive always been an athletic person.

Plan to win!

Found this on a coworkers desk...

Family Gatherings

I found this on a special little sight called awkwardfamilyphotos.com ...
just wondering where's the rest of the family and if he uses pesticides in his garden?

Zach Galifianakis, I want to have babies with your face!

I've seen Hangover about 20 times. No, I'm not some crazed fan. I was just really sick one day and too lazy to get off of the sofa and change the DVD.  Through my drowsy drugged eyes a bright shining star beckoned me, Zach Galifianakis, with his wavy mussed hair, his full beard and his protruding beer belly it was love. Its been love since Out Cold. When he was the bus station attendant in Bubble Boy I longed to be stuck in that station with him in the middle of nowhere and then I was exposed to his comedic stylings with live at the purple onion.
Zach Galifianakis, I love you. You're the best type of dreamy.

Square 1...

So i completely accidentally destroyed my original blog because i suck at HTML so sorry to all of those who were following.  To the whole new crowd i hope to acquire here is a little survey to get to know me a little better.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Vanessa
Birthday: February 14th (yeah I know)
Birthplace: Ft. Worth, TX
Current Location and what is cool about where you live?: I'm still living in good ol' Ft Worth
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5"6"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brown knee length boots from Old Navy winter '05
Your Weakness: Old stuff (vintage)  and paint brushes
Your Fears: Rejection, people breaking my trust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Make a consistent profit off of my craft.
Thoughts First Waking Up: arghh work again!
Your Best Physical Feature: I have good legs!
Your Bedtime: sneaks up on me
Single or Group Dates: Any dates at this point!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Do you believe in yourself: I struggle with this one.
Are you a Health Freak: A Health Moderate.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES!
Do you play an Instrument: Drums, kind of guitar, violin
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Still thinking...
What country would you most like to Visit: Spain, Germany
Number of Piercings: Ears, unused; lip, rehealed.
Number of Tattoos: 8
favorite thing to waste $ on: Thrift store findings and paint brushes
favorite place to eat: Every where I love me some food!
favorite date night: Some great beer and some great music or art.
something you are passionate about: Not sure right now hopefully that will change.
something random that you totally hate: Wal-Mart, Liars and rude people.