Fort Worth

I once read that citizens of Fort Worth have a similar relationship to their city like that of Ike and Tina - six months out of the year you think you hate this fucking place and why do I fucking live here and this is the last time he puts his motherfucking hands on me and the other six months you’re head over heels talkin’ like Usher feat. Alicia Keys.
Would I have it any other way? Not sure yet. But for now I’ma call Fort Worth Ike & Tina.